Monday, May 01, 2006
Too Much CNBC? - Top 10
Do you watch CNBC a lot?
Follow this link or read below to find out the number one reason you may be a CNBC fanatic.
Top 10 Reasons You Know You Watch Too Much CNBC
10) You notice when Joe Kernen gets a haircut even before it is repeatedly mentioned on air.
9) Your Squawk Box Fantasy Portfolio has only increased because of correctly answering all the daily Bonus Bucks questions.
8) You recognize the new CNBC sound effects when you play your favorite video games.
7) You try calling into the “Mad Money” lightning round at the previously recorded midnight showing.
6) You have memorized the scripts of repeated “news” by the time it appears for the fifth time on the “Closing Bell.”
5) You have actually watched “Conversations with Michael Eisner.”
4) Your mind frequently wanders to the analysis of who is “hotter “? - Erin, Maria, Becky, et al.
3) You disclose your stock position conflicts of interests when giving a cocktail party stock tip.
2) You say “Booyahhhh!” when you call your mother.
And the Number 1 reason you know you watch too much CNBC….
1) Your TV has a burn-in shadow of the stock ticker
Follow this link or read below to find out the number one reason you may be a CNBC fanatic.
Top 10 Reasons You Know You Watch Too Much CNBC
10) You notice when Joe Kernen gets a haircut even before it is repeatedly mentioned on air.
9) Your Squawk Box Fantasy Portfolio has only increased because of correctly answering all the daily Bonus Bucks questions.
8) You recognize the new CNBC sound effects when you play your favorite video games.
7) You try calling into the “Mad Money” lightning round at the previously recorded midnight showing.
6) You have memorized the scripts of repeated “news” by the time it appears for the fifth time on the “Closing Bell.”
5) You have actually watched “Conversations with Michael Eisner.”
4) Your mind frequently wanders to the analysis of who is “hotter “? - Erin, Maria, Becky, et al.
3) You disclose your stock position conflicts of interests when giving a cocktail party stock tip.
2) You say “Booyahhhh!” when you call your mother.
And the Number 1 reason you know you watch too much CNBC….
1) Your TV has a burn-in shadow of the stock ticker
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